hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

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yungkawaiinigga:

Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.

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sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

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matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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July 16, 1969: The Earth photographed by the Apollo 11 crew on their first day in orbit.

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July 16, 1969: The Earth photographed by the Apollo 11 crew on their first day in orbit.

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textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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prep-in-step:

my itunes library

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prep-in-step:

my itunes library

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shirefulscarves:

allthewaytoneverland:

dorothy-cotton:

If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” 

So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!

Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!

*squints suspiciously*

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klefable:

"this reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited

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foodslumber:

fuffuster:

has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are

like

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WHAT THE FUCK

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HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE

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ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL

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????? ?? ? ???????//

SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

omg

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